The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass,...
Dead Man Cookies
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An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen. There,...
Dirty Little Boy (JOKE OF THE DAY)
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A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz “behind my back I’ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?” she asked. “an apple” replied little Raymond “no,” said the teacher ” it’s a tomato but it shows your thinking.” “I’ve now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it.” “An apple,” replied little Ian “No it’s an onion, but it shows your thinking.” Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says “I’ve got something under my desk that’s an inch long, white and...
St Lucian men use lo...
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A Trini, A Jamaican ...
posted by DaMajority
Three prisoners are waiting to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. The Trini responds, “A chicken Roti.” The warden serves him his Roti, and then escorts him to his execution. The Jamaican requests Jerk Pork. The warden serves him his Jerk...
Nurses love my stitc...
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A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. The friend was amazed at the number of Nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the...
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